HPAVC/HPAVC CD-ROM.iso/TAGS.ZIP/TAGS001.TXT

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 !@#$%^&^#*@(.. Not again !  F10=Cancel
 !Fatal Error - (A)bort (Retry) (E)xplode.
 "42?  7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
 "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
 "A witty saying proves nothing."  Voltaire
 "ADMIRAL...there be whales here!"
 "Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
 "Are we dead yet?"  "No."  "But you promised!"
 "Be a good little bunny and give me your brain..."
 "Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg
 "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." Dr. McCoy
 "Do you take this computer to be your lawful wedded...."
 "Don't be so open minded that your brain falls out".
 "Don't mince words, Rod ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
 "Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!"
 "Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock.
 "Go home kid, your mother wants you!"  W.C. Fields.
 "He was a man, all and all, I shall not look upon his like again."
 "Hex Dump" - Where Witches put Used Curses?
 "Home, Sweet Home" must surely have been written by a bachelor.
 "Hope in Jehovah and keep his way." - Psalm 37:34
 "How to Budget Your Money"  by  I.R.S.
 "I need warp speed in 3 minutes or we are all dead." - Kirk
 "I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure"
 "I think Not!" said Descartes, and promptly disappeared .
 "I will not get very far with this attitude." - Bart Simpson
 "I will not xerox my butt." - Bart on Chalkboard
 "I'm Beverly."  "I'm Geordi."  "We are Hugh."
 "I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
 "I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid belt!" - Q
 "I've been in more laps than a napkin." - Mae West
 "I've fallen and I can't reach me BEER!"
 "If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average."
 "If the shoe fits, buy it!" - Imelda Marcos
 "If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
 "Imagination is more importaint than knowledge." - Albert Einstein.
 "Intel Inside" - isn't that a warning sticker?!
 "It matters not so much what you sing, but why..." J.S. Bach.
 "It shall be called....THE EARTH!"
 "Its Nice to be Good - But its Good to be Nice".
 "Just the facts, Ma'am." -- Joe Friday, "Dragnet"
 "Just where would Soong position such a device?"
 "Let me be perfectly honest" - Richard Nixon
 "Life?  Don't talk to me about life!" - Marvin
 "Listen carefully, I'm lying!"
 "Lo, I have beheld the future, and his name is not DOS."
 "M'bearins'......m'poor bearins." - Scotty.
 "Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
 "Me NO Wanna WORK, Me Wanna bang on 'PUTER'!!!"
 "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Aaron" ... Zzzzzap!
 "No, not Tandy", John said Realistically.
 "Noah's Ark The Mini Series":  This is ROOTS with animals.
 "Not tonight honey..I have a modem."
 "Oooh, it's a baby!" "Oooh, it's a Grandma!"
 "Operator; give me the number for  NINE NINE ONE." - Homer
 "Poetic license."  There's no such thing.
 "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE...." - The Borg
 "Say it!"  "We're gonna need another Timmy.."
 "Scotty! , Beam me Arrrrggg#@%$%^*NO CARRIER*
 "Spock, I though you were dead!"    "I rebooted."
 "TRIANGLE"..... a square with something missing!
 "The next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!"
 "There's nothing like a good hard drive", X.
 "This ain't no party, this ain't no disco..."
 "Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..."
 "Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
 "WELL EXHUUUUUUUUUUUME ME!" - King Tut.
 "We can rebuild him... make him better, faster..."
 "We treat everyone like a KING" |-) LAPD Motto
 "We're going to make you IBM compatible HAL ...."
 "Well, my goodness.  Scraps is a BOY dog, isn't he?"
 "What?!?  This isn't the Files section?!?"
 "When all else fails, there's always brute force and ignorance!"
 "Where is everybody?" - Godot
 "Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long
 "You gave me nothing, now that's all I got."
 "You have the right to remain silent."  - Mimes Gone Bad.
 #include <mandatory_cute_tagline>
 &   <:=======   - Snake stalking ampersand
 'Weird' is a relative term.
 ((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE))))))))
 ((((((LEFT)))))) ((((((RIGHT)))))) - STEREO TAGLINE.
 (A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room.
 (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lat...
 (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with Baretta M92F handgun
 (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a large hammer.
 (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$%* thing!
 (I)'ve (B)een (M)isled
 (Troi standing behind Worf) "Captain, I feel ... Worf!"
 (W)eird (O)bnoxious (M)ale-(E)nticing (N)ymphs
 (W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh!
 [.] My Dog. [8] My Cat.
 ** ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline.
 **FLASH** Eveready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
 *I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
 *Real* programmers start from `copy con Program.Exe'.
 +his +aClinE ha$ a virU$ in it - dfnt $teal if!!!!
 ---> Baud Ain't BPS! <---
 --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
 .  <-- Grain of Salt - take as needed with above advice.
 ... ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ...
 /2 =one half the value.  For example: 1/2, X/2, PS/2, OS/2.
 ░░▒▒▓▓██ IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE ██▓▓▒▒░░
 100% of gunshot victims are shot by people with weapons.
 186,000 miles/sec:  Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
 2 out of 10 people suffer from haemorrhoids. 2 enjoy them.
 2001 Monolith Mall... "My God, it's full of stores!"
 3 dreaded words: hard disk failure.
 3 miles west of civilization and heading for the sunset!
 4 Bits = 1 Nibble .. 2 Nibbles = 1 Byte .. 1024 Bytes = Lunch ??
 4DOS, the mother of all utilities.
 4DOS; 4 me, 4 you, 4 everyone.
 50E6 users *can* be wrong: DOS is brain damaged.
 609-786-9174 shhhhh...it's a secret bbs.
 640K = 4480K in Dog Bytes.
 640K'll be enuf. It Will! Trust me it will!
 8 bits = 1 byte. 8 bytes = 1 nibble. 8 nibbles = 1 heck of an orgasm!
 9 Out Of 10 Men Who Tried Camel Prefer Women.
 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
 96.37% of all statistics are made up.
 98% of all statistics don't say anything.
 99% of all statistics are worthless.
 :) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
 <sigh> If only the human brain could be multitasked!
 >>>>>>>>> Police tagline.  Do not cross. <<<<<<<<<
 @--->--- = A Rose for your girlfriend.
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 A 'redneck' is a patriot who loves his country while hating 93% of its people.
 A 3.5" disk should fit in a 5.25" drive, right?
 A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste.
 A Generation which ignores history has no past.... and no future.
 A HARD DRIVE is just a very expensive PHONOGRAPH!
 A Happy Heart is like Good Medicine.
 A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
 A big enough hammer can usually fix anything.
 A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
 A bird in the hand is messy.
 A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
 A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
 A clean car is a sign of a sick mind.
 A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
 A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
 A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory.
 A closed mouth gathers no feet.
 A committee is a lifeform with six or more legs and no brain.
 A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
 A cult is a religion with no political power.
 A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the casket
 A feature is a bug with seniority.
 A fool and his money are some party.
 A fool and his money soon become a Sysop!
 A good artist does not imitate, he steals.
 A good memory does not equal pale ink.
 A good name is more desireable than great riches.
 A good pilot has the same number of take-offs as landings.
 A grudge grows bigger and heavier when carried.
 A hangover is called, The Wrath of Grapes,
 A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse.
 A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.
 A kinder, gentler tagline.
 A leader knows the way, goes the way, shows the way.
 A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanations.
 A little knowledge is dangerous and boy am I dangerous !!
 A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant>.
 A lot of the time, things are simpler than they look ...
 A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
 A man with two watches doesn't know what time it is.
 A man's GOT TO KNOW his limitations!
 A mind is a terrible thing to lose.
 A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
 A penny saved is not worth very much.
 A penny saved....is ridiculous!
 A pill a day keeps the stork away.
 A real friend is the guy who knows all about you and is still your friend.
 A sea of troubles.
 A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
 A seven day honeymoon makes one weak.
 A task is always completed more satisfactorily with the right tool.
 A terrible mind is a thing to waste.
 A tisket, a tasket, a condom, or a casket.
 A truly wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn.
 A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever
 A wise man turns to the right, a foolish man to the left.
 A wise person knows that he lacks knowledge.
 A wok is what you frow at a wabbit.
 A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
 ACK and you shall receive.
 AMD: Air Movement Device (or fan).
 ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
 ASCII and ye shall receive.
 ASCII silly question and you'll get a silly ANSI.
 ASCII stupid question - get a stupid ANSI.
 Aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE!  DIVE!
 Abolish mornings.
 Abort, Retry, Ignore?  An optimist picks Retry
 Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, Meltdown?
 Above all things, reverence yourself.
 Absolute silence, except for the sound of the birds breaking wind.
 Acid dissolves 47 times it's own weight in excess reality.
 Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling.
 Actually, that is a bananna in my pocket.
 Adam to Eve:"I'll wear the plants in this family!"
 Adding manpower to a late project makes it later.
 Adults are obsolete children.
 Afraid of speed?   Buy Windows.
 After a Windows UAE:"OK?" Ok...I dont have a choice, do I.
 Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.
 Ahh! Come on George, just this one last little feature!
 Ahhhh, look...all over my taglines and everything...
 Aibohphobia n.  --  The fear of palindromes.
 Air conditioned environment - Do NOT open Windows!
 Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
 Alarm Clock:  Something that makes people rise and whine.
 Alaska....The best two weeks of Summer in the World.
 Alert! Alert! Condescending mode is active.  Deactivate before proceeding.
 Aliens ate my origin line.
 Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
 Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got!!!
 All *.BAT files are in C:\BELFRY
 All *.BATs are in C:\LITTLE\LEAGUE\DUGOUT
 All I want is a hot woman, cold beer & unlimited power.
 All art is quite useless.
 All generalizations are FALSE
 All great discoveries are made by mistake.
 All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
 All in all you're just another Buick in the wall.
 All information should be free.
 All is forgiven, come home!!!!!!  8-).
 All messiges cerfitied errer free.
 All power corrupts, but we NEED electricity.
 All rising to a great place is by a winding stair.
 All stressed out, and no one to choke!
 All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
 All things are possible...except skiing through a revolving door.
 All this work. just for a larger phone bill.
 All true wisdom is found in taglines.
 All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
 All who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
 All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
 All work and no plagarism make a dull speech.
 Almost anything is easier to get into than get out of.
 Always do right: Gratify some and astonish the rest.
 Always remove the last screw first.
 Ambiguity means telling the truth when you don't mean to.
 America borders on the magnificent:  CANADA!
 American Fido * Old dogs never die *
 Amnesia rules - O
 An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs!
 An ancestor is someone gone before.  You follow later!
 An elephant is a mouse using Windows.
 An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
 An optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute.
 An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
 Ancestor charts over 3 metres wide will be interred
 And God said "Let there be light" and my SLMR glowed
 And God said, "Let there be 16.8k bps... soon 28.8k!!!"
 And God said: E = mv - Ze/r, and there was light!
 And he kicked the polar bear in the ice hole.
 And nobody knows, tiddly pom... (Quote: Pooh Bear)
 And remember kids, DON'T try this at home !
 And the Lord said unto Moses... Forget it!  Buy a MacIntosh instead!
 And the Mayor of Hiroshima said `What the *#?@! was that?'!
 And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls...
 And then Adam said, "What's a headache?"
 And then there was... MACINTOSH... and the Lord sayeth... NOW I AM DONE.
 And they say we do this for fun.
 And three hours later, she was mine.
 And to think..MS-DOS is a standard...?
 Announcing EDLIN v1.1 for Windoze!
 Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, Dumb Looks: Free.
 Any Jones on PAF is worth 20 still in the census.
 Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature.
 Anything can work if you fiddle with it long enough.
 Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
 Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
 Anything that can go wr ... #@^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
 Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
 Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
 Are you used to getting your own way; Dr? - Picard
 Aren't software bugs just undocumented features?
 Aren't you going to kill it? * Dr. Mara
 Aren't you supposed to be dead?" -Kirk ST:II
 Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.
 Around here, we do PRECISION guess work!
 Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
 Artificial intelligence is better than none at all.
 As I said before, I never repeat myself.
 As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716
 As human beings, that is the way it is.
 As real as you need me to be. - Minuet
 As you get older, it often seems jejune in January.
 As you humans say. I'm all ears. - Kezago
 Ask Me About My Ancestors - if you dare!
 Ask me a riddle and I will reply.
 Asynch - a place to wash your hands.
 At Warp Factor 9, they all look green to me.
 Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
 Aunt Em.  Hate Kansas.  Hate you.  Took dog.  Dorothy
 Aust drives should spin anticlockwise so they sync with the earth.
 Australian drives should spin CCW so they are in sync with the earth.
 Avoid a computer virus - practice safe hex!
 Avoid cliches like the plague.
 Avoid misunderstandings!  Never assume that anything is assumed!
 Aw come on, Spock...pull my finger.
 Aw, gee, Wally ...
 Aww, who let the humans in?
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 BBS addiction is a terminal disease.
 BBSing is great, bugger the phone bill.
 BEST SELLER #17: "Life as an Actor" by Holly Wood.
 BEST SELLER #1: "Hang Gliding" by Cliff Jumper.
 BEWARE - Tagline Thief In Echo
 BLINK...BLINK-BLINK...BLINK...BLINK-BLINK-BLINK!!!
 BREAKFAST.COM halted!  Cereal port not responding.
 BUG: Undocumented feature.     FEATURE: Documented bug.
 Bachelor: One who's footloose and fiance free.
 Back Me Up Scotty!
 Back Up My Hard Drive?  I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
 Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
 Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (G)et drunk
 Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (W)ipe all Fingerprints.
 Bad Command!  Bad, Bad Command!  Sit!  Staaaaay...
 Bad Spellers of the world uniet.
 Bad command or filename.  Go stand in the corner.
 Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote.
 Bad or Missing SYSOP
 Ban the sale of arms to Venus de Milo.
 Battle Creek makes cereal terminals.
 Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT!
 Be careful - don't break it until it's been fixed.
 Be vewy, vewy quiet....I'm hunting tagwines!
 Beater test (just stirring).
 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
 Become a programmer and never see the world!!
 Beep! Invalid Input.  I take only cash.
 Beer is best, all those extra kilos can't be wrong.
 Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore!
 Being average, I am always at my best.
 Being old sucks!
 Best Terms: Cash and nothing per Week.
 Best file compression around: Del *.*  100% compatible.
 Best way to keep one's word.  Don't give it.
 Beware of Greeks bearing Vaseline.
 Beware the fury of a patient man. - Dryden.
 Big Bang Burger Bar - Eating at the barriers of good taste
 Big Bill was HERE.
 Bigamy: one wife too many.  Monogamy: same idea.
 Bill Gates:  For whom the belle toils!
 Biology grows on you.
 Bit Map: How to get from dis bit to dat bit.
 Bitchen "Batch"en is "NERDY"?
 Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on!
 Bizzarreness is the essence of the exotic.
 Black holes were created when God divided by zero.
 Blame Saint Andreas -- It's all his fault.
 Blessed be the meek: they've got a one-name society.
 Blue-shifted: The way to travel.
 Boldly going forward because we simply can't find reverse.
 Book in, book out, Noooo barcode! ****************
 Bored ?  Lonely ?  Press CTRL+2 on SLMR or OLX !
 Bored ?  Press ALT+0 or CTRL+2 on SLMR or OLX ! *
 Bored at 3:00 a.m.?  PSSSTTT - got a modem?
 Boy, am I confused... I think.
 Boycott shampoo!  Demand REAL poo!
 Brain parity error. Operator halted.
 Brush away the dust and sit down, it's home.
 Buddhist asks for hotdog: "Make me One with Everything."
 Budget the luxuries first!
 Bugs come in through open Windows.
 Bush, Clinton. It's like choosing between hospital food and airline food.
 But Data. They were already dead - Picard
 But Honey, you NEED VGA for dBASE management!
 But I thought YOU did the backups...
 But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registerd!
 But Officer the Tree didn't give way to the Right..
 But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?
 But whatever you do, *don't* throw me into that briar patch!
 But you don't wear a bathing suit when you bathe!
 But you misunderstand.... I am the MASTER!
 By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
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 C code.  C code run. Run code, run.
 C program run... Run, program, run...   PLEASE!!!!
 C program, C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry.
 C: formatted. Volume label (11 chars or RETURN for none?)
 C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files.   ^^^oo^^^
 CCITT: Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today.
 CD's... small on size, LARGE on storage.
 CLeaNliNeSS is Next To IMpossIBlE.
 COBOL - Completely Obnoxious Because Of Length.
 COURDUROY PILLOWS: THEY'RE MAKING HEADLINES!
 CRIMINALS: They're NOT BAD, just MISUNDERSTOOD!  POOR BABY!
 CTRL-Z you stupid machine. I Can't Wait All Day.
 California Raisins Murdered: Cereal Killer Suspected.
 California has its faults.
 Cambodian Government uninstalled.
 Can I Use My A.M. Radio After Noon?
 Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
 Can I call you Ms. Dos?
 Can I upgrade my hard drive to a warp drive?
 Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
 Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, SysOp not loaded.
 Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
 Cannot load TAGLINE.SYS,  system halted.
 Captain I believe that's the sound of a phaser on overload.
 Captain, why do our phasers look like dustbusters?
 Cat \kat'\ n. 1: A dog with an attitude problem.
 Catastrophe: Award given to the cat with the cutest buns.
 Cats: Great for earmuffs, tiny throw rugs, and slippers.
 Caution: Drinking may be hazardous to your health!
 Celibacy is NOT hereditary.
 Centipede: An ant built to government specifications.
 Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead...
 Cereal port not responding - BREAKFAST halted.
 Chain tagline! Copy or bad luck will follow!
 Chance favors the prepared mind.
 Chap. 2: In Which I Was Entirely Surrounded By Greps.
 Cheer up, it could be worse.. So I cheered up.. It got worse..
 Chicken Little only has to be right once.
 Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
 Choosy modemers choose GIF
 Chow for now!
 Classified tagline==Please enter password.
 Clean mind, clean body; take your pick.
 Clean room. Apparently you do not refer to my room.
 Click... Click... Click... Darn, I'm out of taglines!
 Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
 Code takes space.  Relocatable code takes more space.
 Coffee Au Go-Go. We don't know what it means either.
 Coffee cup not found.  Operator halted!
 Coffee not found.  Programmer Halted.
 Coffee not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)all asleep
 Cole's Law - Thinly sliced cabbage.
 College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.
 Collingwood rules.  OK!
 Come up to the lab... and see what's on the slab!
 Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo
 Coming to a TV soon, "Days of Our Modems"
 Common Sense is a particularly uncommon attribute.
 Common sense is instinct, and lots of it is genius.
 Company 36, Here for the go NOT for the SHOW!!!
 Complaints? Print'em here -> []
 Computer:The best peripheral for your modem.
 Computers - Black holes designed to consume time & money.
 Computers can do everything but think. Just like humans.
 Conan! Watch out for that cliff+Ω{o╞╟ NO WARRIOR.
 Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
 Confused, but happy.
 Congressional Virus: Runs all programs simultaneously. Accomplishes nothing.
 Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.
 Consider ignorance as the cause rather than arrogance.
 Consider my posts stream of unconsciousness.
 Continuing Format of Drive C:
 Contrast: the difference.
 Copywight 1991 Elmer Fudd.  All wights wesewved.
 Correlation does not infer causation. PSYC. 101
 Cream rises to the top......but then, so does scum.
 Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it!
 Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Parliament.
 Criminal Lawyer ... isn't that redundant ??
 Critical Error: I'm not lost ... I'm locationally challenged!
 Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
 Cultures assimilate, societies annex.
 Cursors!  Foiled Again!
 Cut a chair in half and nail a plank between, Presto!
 Cynic: Person who knows the price of everything & the value of nothing.
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 D'Bridge, when you care enough to use the very best!
 DANGER!  DANGER!  Computer store ahead... hide wallet.
 DATA to Picard: "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS."
 DESQview: Windex for Windows
 DIFF: a program to show you where you added bugs this time!
 DO :LOOP UNTIL FOREVER
 DO IT TODAY! (tomorrow, it'll be illegal or fattening).
 DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0
 DOS means never having to live hand-to mouse.
 DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"
 Daaaa, Geee, how do I make this thing work?
 Daddy, what does "Formatting Drive C:" mean?
 Daddy.... what does FDISK do?
 Daddy? What does "Formatting Non-Removable Disk" Mean?
 Damly I don't give a Frank!
 Damm it Jim, he's a Vulcan.
 Damn the documentation; full speed ahead!
 Damn the torpedoes!!  Full steam ahead!
 Dan Quayle's library burns down!  Both books lost!
 Darn. I'm fresh out of taglines  Call me next week.
 Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookiee!
 Data's Father was a PC clone.
 Death: The unfortunate side effect of attacking a cop.
 Defective. --WARNING-- may this be tagline.
 Del *.* ?  Are you REALLY sure? (y/y)
 Delete unwanted garbage, get rid of computer, go MAD.
 Democracy can withstand anything but democrats.
 Democracy... Demo - the people; crass - lacking in style.
 Descended from royalty, yes, but how far and how low.
 Design flaws travel in groups.
 DeskView?  I can't even see the floor!
 Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular!
 Device-independent: won't work with ANY device.
 Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art.
 Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
 Dial 911, Make a Firefighter come!!
 Did I make myself clear?  Good, then what did I say?
 Did the earth move for you too?
 Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to start again?
 Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion? - Kirschbaum
 Did you say MNP means Modem Needs Pizza?
 Dime:  A dollar with all the taxes taken out.
 Dinner not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza.
 Diogenes is still searching.
 Diplomacy: Saying "Nice Doggy"... until you find a rock.
 Diplomacy: Saying nice dog while reaching for a stick.
 Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country.
 Disco is to music what Etcha-a-Sketch is to art.
 Disk I/O Error..(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)hrow up
 Disk Space - The Final Frontier.
 Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.
 Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented?
 Do Quarter Horses have only one leg????
 Do artificial plants need artificial water?
 Do it NOW.  Tomorrow it might be illegal.
 Do not Adjust your Mind!  The Fault is with Reality!!
 Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
 Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.
 Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
 Docs?  Why would I want to look at the Docs.  Nurses are better.
 Documentation - The worst part of programming.
 Documentation is for people who can't read.
 Does Anybody Remember What "Literally" Really Means?
 Does anyone REALLY read these stupid taglines?
 Does anyone have a Radiator Cap for a Volkswagon Bug?
 Does bathroom mould have intelligence?
 Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
 Does wrestling a Klingon targ ring any bells?"
 Dogs come when you call.   Cats have answering machines.
 Dogs crawl under fences; software crawls under Windows.
 Don Pardo, tell him what he's won.
 Don't Adjust Your Mind, the Fault is in the Reality!
 Don't Look Back.  Something might be gaining on you.
 Don't Nip Permaculture in the Bud.
 Don't Worry, be HAPPY ... as long as your Hard Disk works!
 Don't Worry... Be Happy...
 Don't ask me, I just came in.
 Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
 Don't ask me; I was hired for my looks.
 Don't be held back by yesterday's DOS!  Try today's OS/2!
 Don't blame gravity on me, I voted for velcro!
 Don't blame me! I just test the thing!
 Don't dig up the past: Let the dead lie.
 Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
 Don't drink water, fish breed in it!
 Don't eat yellow snow.
 Don't force it, get a large hammer.
 Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible.
 Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I swear!
 Don't just stand there, say something.
 Don't just stand there...KNEEL!!
 Don't let school interfere with your education.
 Don't look behind you, they're catching up with you. RUN FASTER!
 Don't pick up the pho&$@$#%     NO CARRIER...
 Don't reveal all: let the dead lie.
 Don't steal.  The government hates competition.
 Don't take life so seriously, it's not permanent.
 Don't take the will for the deed - get the deed. - E.Mumford
 Don't worry, I'm goIng tO bAckup tOdAy!
 Don't you know that POINTing is rude???
 Dont Smoke in bed, Dont Sleep in an Ashtray!
 Double double cheese cheese burger burger please!
 Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
 DrUgS ArE GoOd FoR U, Rentthey?
 Dream Weaver...
 Drive A: Not Ready,  Format C: Instead?
 Drive A: not responding...Formatting C: instead
 Drop your carrier!  We have you surrounded!
 Due to a Request from a user I have deleted the TAGLINE.
 Dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa!!!!
 Dyslexics of the world untie !
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 E!X!C!L!A!M!A!T!I!O!N!  P!O!I!N!T!!!!!
 ECHO Point: point....point....point.......
 ENGINE:  We're not clickin' on all cylinders here!
 ERROR 17: How stupid can you be ???  You can't format a CD-ROM !!!
 ERROR rEadInG realIty.SYS - Run BIg_bANG.EXe?
 EXACTLY how does it "not work"?
 EXPERT:  EX = has-been, SPURT = a drip under pressure.
 Eagles don't fly with Pidgeons!
 Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
 Eat healthy, stay fit, and die anyway...
 Eat healthy, stay fit, don't drink or smoke - Die anyway.
 Eat prune yogurt for that get up and go feeling.
 Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
 Echo Chat: Of, By and For the Participants.
 Education which is not modern, faces the organic fate.
 Efficiency = [(Speed * Size * $)]
 Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
 Either keep the planet in motion or the decade is Null. - Laibach.
 Elvis Presley:  1935 - ???? (Long Live the King)
 Elvis is seen all over the place, Where's Jimmy Hoffa?
 Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it.
 Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
 Engaging in faxual contact?   Use cover sheets.
 Engineers do it with Super Position!
 English well speakinghere speeching American.
 Enjoy life! Play with the kids, not computers.
 Enough research will tend to support your theory.
 Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake it
 Error encountered reading the printer.
 Error reading Drive C:  (A)bort  (R)etry  (H)it with a Hammer
 Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one  (Y/N)?
 Error reading drive Z:  (R)etry, (F)ormat (C)ry
 Error: Disk Full. Formatting C: please wait...
 Error: REALITY.SYS corrupted.  Reboot Universe (Y/N)?
 Etch out a future of your own design...
 Eternal Damnation, Come and stay a long while!
 Ethernet - a device for catching the Ether Bunny.
 Euphamesim and I'm for youse'm.
 Even a blind pig stumbles across an acorn now and again.
 Ever notice how poems in pig-latin always rhyme?
 Ever notice the best taglines are someone elses?
 Ever see the cannibal who passed his friend in the woods?
 Ever wonder how deep the ocean'd be if sponges didn't live in it?
 Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
 Every man is an omnibus in which his ancestors ride.
 Every nation has the government it deserves.
 Every nation that has fallen, has fallen from within.
 Every silver lining has a cloud in it.
 Everybody knows an ant can't ...move a rubber tree plant.
 Everybody loves a moose; some just don't know it.
 Everybody loves somebody somehow.
 Everyone complains about the weather, but none do anything about it.
 Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
 Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
 Everyone is gifted.  Some open the package sooner.
 Everything I know is basic; everything else is complex.
 Everything goes wrong all at once.
 Everything is everything in the compost heap.
 Everythings gonna be alright.
 Excuse me sir, could you show me your largest laptop?
 Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
 Excuse me, can you spare a tagline?
 Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
 Experience is proportional to the amount of gear ruined.
 Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
 Experiments should be reproducable, they should all fail in the same way.
 Eye haight thowz hoo kant spel.
 Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a side of fries...Please.
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 FAT TABLE CORRUPT.  Please lose weight.
 FILES=1  BUFFERS=0  FCBS=SAYWHAT  BREAK=GIMME.
 Fact:  Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
 Failure is the opportunity to begin again intelligently.
 Famous Last Words: "OK!  I'll pick the Lich's pocket!"
 Famous Last Words: It's really firm, look...
 Famous Quotes: Ask not what your country can do for you.
 Farfignewton - a long way 'till the next cookie.
 Faster Hosses, Younger Wimmen, Older Whisky, More MIPS...
 Fatal Error - (A)bort (Retry) (E)xplode.
 Fatal Error on drive C: -> (P)ray (C)ry (S)uicide
 Fatal Error: Don't bother pressing a key.
 Fate protects fools, children, and ships named Enterpise.
 Fear is only another form of awareness - Charles Manson.
 Fear not, for I have given you authority.
 Features should be discovered, not documented.
 Feel lucky????  Update your software!
 Feeling compressed ARJ you?
 FidoNet...  That sure is a wierd name for a dog.
 FidoNet:  Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
 File not found.  Backup not found.  (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)ry?
 File not found.  Backup not found.  Sure you don't want a drink?!
 File not found.  Backup not found.  Want a wisky instead?!
 File not found.  I'll load something "I" think is good.
 File not found.  I'll load something "I" think is interesting.
 File not Found.  I'll load something "I" think will work.
 File not found.  Loading something that looked similar.
 File not found.  Should I fake it? (Y/N)
 Firemen are Always in Heat.
 First came the paperless office: then I found genealogy!
 Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity.
 Flattery works!  Especially on brilliant people like you!
 Flim Flam? - Worf
 Flog Anything Anytime: Times Are Tough
 For %A in (D:\BBS\*.*) Do DEL %A
 For Sale: Used tagline. Low mileage. One owner. Cheap.
 For TAGLINE insert fifty cents in slot |_______|
 For a good prime, call:  391581 * 2^216193 - 1
 For a good time, ring 1194.
 For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
 For once I'm at a loss for words.  Mark down the date!
 Forecast... Today there will be rain, punctuated by showers.
 Format another (Y/N)?
 Format of drive C: completed, Format another?
 French fries are MURDER!!!! - Mr. Potato Head.
 Friction is a drag.
 Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.
 Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
 Friends don't let friends use X-modem!
 Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines!
 Frog and a hair cut - two bits.
 Full stops are beautiful.... ... .. . period!
 f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
 for (i = 1; i <= 3; i++) { puts("HO "); }
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 GOD MADE WHISKEY TO KEEP THE IRISH FROM RULING THE WORLD!
 Garfield!! Get back here with my ethernet cable!!
 Gargling twice a day is a good way to see if your neck leaks.
 Gates: $6.4 billion all saved by cutting his own hair.
 Gee officer, I just wondered how fast SPEED READ was.
 Gee, it did work before!
 Genealogists do it in Libraries.
 Genealogists do it in trees.
 Genealogists don't die, they just lose their Census.
 Genealogists used to do it in trees, now on computer.
 Genealogy Made Me What I am Today.
 Genealogy is Relatively Interesting.
 General Failure: <A>bort <R>etry <L>oad 9mm?
 General stupidity error reading drive C:
 Genie, Genie on the wall ...
 Genius has its limits...  Stupidity DOESN'T!
 Gentlemen!  Start your debuggers...
 George Bush: Milli Vanilli of presidents!
 German for constipation, Farfrompoopin!
 Get OS/2 2.0 - the best Windows tip around!
 Get everyone's attention... make a mistake!
 Get thee down - Be thou funky.
 Get your grubby little hands off my tagline!  I stole it first!
 Get'em young and teach 'em.
 Getchur dog off my leg...
 Getting a life is so much easier in the dark.
 Go ahead, JUMP!  A thousand Lemmings can't all be wrong!
 Go ahead, make my bed.
 Go straight to the docs.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200!
 God created the integers. The rest is the work of man.
 God doesn't ask about your ability but availability.
 God has a sense of humor... She made men didn't she?
 God is REAL unless declared as an INTEGER.
 Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.
 Golden Rule: She who has the gold makes the rules.
 Good and quickly seldom meet.
 Good Golfers hold onto their Balls.
 Gosh I wish I had put a tagline here...Oh wait a sec...
 Gosh... wow... well I never... Golly!
 Got Kleptomania?  Better take something for it!
 Got a light, Mac?   No, but I have a dark brown Porsche
 Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
 Gov't. Economist Virus: Nothing works, but diagnostic program says it does.
 Government workers do it on the job!
 Grand sale, ina Nth'a'Melbourne and'a'Footiscray.
 Granny, where is Jethro?
 Grant me the strength to ignore ignorance.
 Gravity brings me down.
 Green and Sings??? Elvis Parsley.
 Greetings from Disk and all the little Diskettes.
 Guns don't kill people, psychotic people with guns kill people.
 Guns don't kill.  Fast moving lead projectiles do.
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 H. Ross Perot, for PM.
 HELL (n): Backing up a 600 meg drive with 360K floppies.
 HELP!!  I can't think of an origin line!
 HELP!!  I'm being held inside a Tag-Line!
 HELP... I'm losing ny memory.
 HOT!!!!  Wadaya mean it's Hot?????
 Ha...made you read another TAG Line!
 Hacker - one who builds furniture with an axe.
 Hangovers - They're not just for breakfast anymore.
 Happiness is having $1,000,000 to spend in a computer store!
 Happiness is knowing someone who read the docs.
 Happiness is no laughing matter.
 Happiness is seeing your Boss's face on a milk carton.
 Happiness is usually measured in GigaBytes.
 Happiness is your bosses picture on a milk carton!
 Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows.
 Happy as a Pig in Mud!
 Happy the people whose annals are boring to read.
 Happy?  Happy?  Oh yes, I remember that.
 Hard work got me where I am.  Where am I?
 Hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it?
 Harddisk Full? FORMAT C: will solve THAT problem!!
 Hardware: The part you kick. Software: this you corrupt!
 Has anyone DRIVEN one of these "FORD LATELY"'s?
 Hasta la vista, ...baby!
 Hate taglines, arghhh, abort, abort, abort.
 Have Microsoft written this Tagline yet?
 Have You Seen Quasimodo - I Have A Hunch He's Back.
 Have a blessed Passover or Easter this season!
 Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans.
 Have you crashed Windows today? (hold your breath...)
 Have you hugged a user today?
 Have you hugged your modem lately?
 Have you jump-started a FORD lately?
 He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
 He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
 He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
 He who dies with the most toys, wins!
 He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
 He who hesitates is constipated.
 He who hesitates is last.
 He who laughs last probably dosen't understand the joke.
 He who laughs last uses OS/2.
 He who refuses to work for idiots is usually jobless.
 He who serves his country well has no need of ancestors - (Voltaire).
 He's dead Jim!  You get his phazer, I'll get his wallet!
 He's dead Jim!  You get the tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
 He's fallen in the water!
 He's not DEAD, Jim!  He's just Metabolicly Challenged!
 Health Insurance will save your life in style.
 Health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 Hell hath no fury more than an Amiga owner scorned!
 Hell is a *local* call from Phoenix, Arizona.
 Hello, I am message # ║│▌║│▐▐▌│▐▐│║│║│▐║▌│║│▌║▐.
 Hello, I am part number ****************
 Hello, I am part number │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
 Hello--Dad? This is Danny. I need a job.
 Help fight continental drift.
 Help is on the way.
 Help me Obi Wan, you're our only hope ......
 Help stamp out and abolish redundancy.
 Help stamp out the New Kids in our lifetime!
 Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
 Help you out?  Certainly!  Which way did you come in?
 Help!  I'm a prisoner in a tagline factory!
 Help!  I'm being kidnapped by my off-line reader!!
 Help!  I'm lost somewhere in the Generation Gap.
 Help!  I've fallen and I can't reach my beer!!!
 Help!  I've just been scanned │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
 Her face was her chaperone...
 Hex would sure be easier, if'n only I had 16 fingers!
 Hey Bill, you better start coding those OS/2 Apps!
 Hey!  Its National Scream-At-The-Top-Of-Your-Lungs Month!
 Hey!  Don't pick up that pho...@%#*&~`${|   NO CARRIER.
 Hey!  Get your BUS off my DRIVE or I'll RAM you!
 Hey!  Listen UP! or I'll send Horatio over!..
 Hey!  My foot has saliva on it again!
 Hey!  Your Trackball is upside down!
 Hi!  (This is a very stupid tagline).
 Hi! I'm Chip, Micro Chip. Eight-o-four-eight-six!
 Hindsight is an exact science.
 History is a set of lies agreed upon by the victors.
 Hmmm.. what's this red button fo|+>X++NO CARRIER
 Hmph.  I though I already knew it all.
 Hold a hard drive to your ear - hear the C:\>??
 Home of the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster...*hic*
 Honey, the good news is...the air bag works!
 Honk if you're illiterate.
 Hope this getsyawhachawant (Tm)!
 Horseman: "I've fallen and can't giddyup".
 Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up.
 How are you going to do it?  OS/2 it!
 How can you be two places at once, when you're really nowheres at all!
 How come DOS never says "Excellent command or file name"
 How do I set my laser printer to "stun"?
 How do you know it's summer in Tassie.  The rain's warmer.
 How do you make your Kitchen sink dance?...Faucet!
 How do you pronounce my name?   With reverence.
 How do you speed up Windows?  Throw it harder!
 How do you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
 How is this for diplomacy----Shoot them all! - Kirk
 How many babies can a motherboard have?
 How many weeks are there in a light year?
 How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?
 How much for da liddle girl .... ??
 How to Get Rich Quick? - sell brochures that say '"How to Get Rich Quick"'
 How ya gonna do it?   OS/2 it!
 Hugh today, Borg tomorrow...
 Humpty Dumpty sat on a hard drive and fragmented all the files.
 Humpty Dumpty was pushed.. (just a theory)
 Husband and dog missing - Reward for dog!
 Hydrogen bombs are great party gags.
 hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
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 I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL, but don't tell the wife.
 I DID IT! I invented the unadoptable tagline! Try it. Won't work.
 I DON'T KNOW!?!? Ask the Troll.
 I Gort A Problem With My Gogomobile.
 I Had A Life Once, Now I Have A Computer
 I SEE...  Said the blind mute to his deaf wife!
 I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off.
 I am an atheist still.    Thank God!
 I am having an out of money experience.
 I am not a dictator.  It's just that I have a grumpy face.
 I am not a number, I am a free man!
 I am not infallible. I might be wrong in this too.
 I am not sincere, even when I say I'm not.
 I am not young enough to know everything.
 I am preparing to toast a marsh melon - Spock
 I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley.
 I avoid cliches like the plague.
 I backed up my hard drive, and smashed into a bus!
 I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps.
 I call things as I see them; If I don't see them, I make them up!
 I came real close to seeing Elvis, but my shovel broke.
 I came, I saw, I left.
 I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
 I can't believe it's not butter!
 I can't get lost, People keep telling me were to go.
 I can't wait for the day I learn to be patient.
 I canna change the laws of physics
 I cannot make you love; you cannot make me hate.
 I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
 I didn't cheat, I just changed the Rules!!
 I didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
 I didn't wake up grouchy today... I let her sleep!
 I do not fear computers.  I fear the lack of them.
 I don't do taglines.
 I don't have a screen saver, I just close my eyes when I sleep.
 I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem!
 I don't need no stinking spel checkre!
 I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
 I drank WHAT?!  - Socrates
 I drink... therefore, I drive...
 I get into enough trouble without a tagline!
 I get more excited about dead people than live ones!
 I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".
 I have .25 Clusters per Sector.
 I have Old-Timers' Disease.
 I have a dream: DIR C: 965465065464984030373436 bytes free.
 I have a feeling in my big toe so we must all stand on our heads!
 I have a full deck.  I'm just a slow shuffler.
 I have a photographic memory but I've run out of film.
 I have a speech impediment ... my foot.
 I have no answers, only questions. - Galileo.
 I have no regrets  -Spock
 I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense!
 I haven't got time to be tired.
 I haven't lost my mind... It's backed up on tape someware.
 I hope I did not do anything unbecoming a Starfleet officer.
 I just called to say I hate you.
 I just stole this tagline, so it's not registered yet.
 I know a good tag line when I steal one
 I know everything... just not all at once!
 I know how to copy disks.  Where's the Xerox machine?
 I like my QWK OFFLINE reader!
 I like to leave a message *before* the beep.
 I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours.
 I love it when a tagline comes together
 I met Cinderalla and she was learning the Lambada.
 I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
 I must hurry, there they go and I'm their leader!
 I need Windows like a haemophiliac needs heart surgery!
 I need some duck tape.  My duck has a quack in it.
 I object to sex on TV.  I keep falling off.
 I only play with my computer on days that end in "Y."
 I passed my ethics course.  I cheated, of course.
 I pressed REDIAL on a brand new phone and it had a nervous breakdown.
 I push passed pawns, therefore I will be.
 I put spot remover on my dog.  Now he's gone.
 I remember doing the Time Warp.
 I rubbed that old lamp but alas can't see the genies!
 I saw the light!  It hurt my eyes.
 I see said the blind man to the deaf dog.
 I suggest a new strategy, R2: Let the Wookee win.
 I think ... therefore I am overqualified.
 I think I think, therefore I think I am.
 I think it's time for my medication.
 I think, therefore I am confused.
 I threw caution to the wind. It threw it back. I ducked.
 I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.
 I tried Windows once, but I didn't inhale...
 I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
 I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
 I used to be apathetic, but now I just don't care.
 I used to be sane, but I got better.
 I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
 I used to have a life... then I got a modem.
 I used to have an FCB on life.  Now I've got a handle!
 I used to watch TV; then I got a modem.
 I want Kelly Bundy for Xmas, Birthday, Easter,...
 I want a chance to prove that money CAN'T make me happy!!
 I want to be a moderater when I grow up.
 I was going to buy some memory, but I forgot!
 I was on a roll 'til I slipped on the butter
 I was once so indecisive - but now I'm not so sure.
 I was taught to be charming, not sincere -Prince Charming.
 I wear their badge like a scorn! - Dan Quayle
 I will take this opportunity to remove my ears. - Picard
 I will try an old fashioned knock on the door. - Riker
 I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
 I would pay real money if he would shut up".  McCoy STVI
 I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole.
 I'll be back...
 I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon and toast.
 I'll have what the guy on the floor is having.
 I'll talk to you soon via the tefelone...telefone...telyphone...speaking machine!!
 I'm NOT lost ... I'm locationally challenged !
 I'm a Doctor, not a Bricklayer.
 I'm a Looney Tune Muso - What's YOUR Disability???
 I'm against firm female bodies, as often as possible.
 I'm an amateur crastinator.  Some day I'll turn pro.
 I'm an idealist.  I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
 I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
 I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
 I'm easy to please... as long as I get my way!
 I'm from the FCC and I'm here to help you.
 I'm happiest when someone else is doing the cooking.
 I'm having an out of money experience.
 I'm in love with the modern world!
 I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
 I'm just a beach bum at heart...
 I'm just having one of those millenia.
 I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
 I'm not dishonest, just morally different!
 I'm not illiterate - my parents were married!
 I'm not messy, I'm "organizationally challenged"!
 I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
 I'm not perfect: I'm just blind to my faults.
 I'm not picking my nose, I'm pointing to my brain.
 I'm not rude, I'm "attitudinally challenged".
 I'm not schizophrenic - it's this guy sitting beside me!
 I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted".
 I'm off to see the Wizard to get your answer.
 I'm only following orders...
 I'm outa here... THE WIFE'S HOME!
 I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam
 I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
 I'm still testing life; not registered yet !
 I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage
 I'm trying to find myself - Anyone seen me lately?
 I'm waiting for the O/S2 version of Windows!
 I'm working on my second million.  (I gave up on the first.)
 I'm young at heart...  Slightly older in other places.
 I've Yet To See A "REAL" Help Key.
 I've chosen not to participate in the recession...
 I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd...
 I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
 I've got a mind like a... a... what's that thing called?
 I've got all this emotional baggage and no claim check.
 I've had BETA days ... and nights!!!
 I've just installed an ANY key, replaces the ENTER key.
 I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense.
 I've turned my Laserjet into a death ray!
 IBM Sux.  Amiga Rulz.
 IBM: Incredibly Broken Machinery.
 IBM: Inferior But Marketable.
 IBM: White shirts, Black ties, and the best technology of the 50's.
 IBM: Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices.
 IF ERRORLEVEL 1 ECHO Error 203 at pgm. counter 14B3:00CF
 IQ Error: Brain Not Ready (A)bort (R)etry (F)orget it..
 Ice Cubes are a HOT item in Hell.
 Idleness is the holiday of fools.
 If I abbreviate 'abbreviation' who will know what I mean?
 If I hear one more person mention Personal Productivity...
 If I look confused, it's because I'm thinking.
 If I only knew how to run this thing!
 If I throw a cat out the car window, is that kitty litter.
 If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
 If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!
 If I wanted it today, why would I ring before tomorrow?
 If I wanted your opinion, I would have given it to you.
 If I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to play with.
 If Love is Blind, Lingerie makes Great Braille!
 If NOT exist energy.dat then goto bed
 If Punch is Whisky what is Judy?
 If Windows sucked, it would be good for something!
 If all else fails, lower your standards!
 If at first you don't succeed - try a bigger hammer!
 If at first you don't succeed, *.* & forget it
 If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0.
 If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
 If at first you don't succeed, destroy the computer.
 If at first you don't succeed, join the club.
 If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
 If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
 If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving.
 If at first you don't succeed, try Ctrl-Alt-Del.
 If at first you don't succeed, try something else.
 If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
 If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
 If is is is not & is not is is is is not is?
 If it ain't broke yet, let me have a shot at it.
 If it ain't broke, I keep working at it!
 If it doesn't work, change the documentation.
 If it doesn't work, make it look good.
 If it isn't broken, don't fix it.
 If it looks easy, it's tough...
 If it walks out of your refrigerator, LET IT GO !!
 If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
 If it wasn't for dreaming I wouldn't be a happy camper!
 If it will it will...If it won't it won't
 If it won't screw, use a bigger hammer.
 If it works don't mess with it
 If it works, don't FIX it; if it doesn't work, KICK it !!!
 If it works, rip it apart and find out why!
 If it's in good taste, then I've failed.
 If its Tourist Season, why can't we shoot 'em ???
 If its only a hobby, why is my wife so jealous.
 If life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
 If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille.
 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet!
 If nobody uses it, there's a reason!
 If plugging it in doesn't help, try turning it on.
 If speed kills, Windows users may live forever.
 If speed scares you - try Windows.
 If they mention penguins, be afraid.  Very afraid.
 If things get better with age... I'm Magnificent.
 If things get faster when made smaller, invisible runs fastest.
 If this Global Warming continues - We may get Frostbite!
 If this had been real would you have read it?
 If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
 If turtles were chickens they'd run like the dickens.
 If we took out the bones it wouldn't be crunchy then, would it?
 If you ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
 If you believe everything you read, better not read.
 If you can't give commands, get an Amiga.
 If you can't say anything nice, say something mean!
 If you can't write 'em, steal 'em.
 If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
 If you don't flush it soon,... oh no!... too late... they're multiplying...
 If you don't like graffiti, sign a partition.
 If you don't try you cannot fail.
 If you don't understand what I just said, don't worry.  Neither do I.
 If you hadn't read this tagline you could have saved 4 seconds.
 If you have to eat crow, do it while it is still fresh.
 If you hear an Onion ring, please answer it!
 If you keep digging a hole for yourself, you're bound to fall in. - ddtw
 If you press the middle pedal in you car you slow down.
 If you really want to know, you won't ask me.
 If you run a harddrive backwards, you'll see satanic messages.
 If you see a MultiNova - Jump the curb and run it over.
 If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
 If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
 If you wish to know more, press CTRL-ALT-DEL
 If you're not the lead dog, everything looks the same!
 If you're using Windows, you've been framed!
 If you've never known fear, you've never known bravery!
 If you've nothing to say, then say it!
 If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
 If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound.
 Illiterate?  Write for FREE HELP!
 Illiterate?  Write to this address for free information.
 Imagination rules the world.
 Impostor report to Airlock #2 , spacesuit optional.
 Imprisoned in .QWK file!  Send the ZIP army!
 In Georgia we say..."We don't care how ya'll do it up there!"
 In The Beginning Was The Word... And It Was Misunderstood !
 In an argument the best weapon to hold is your tongue.
 In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
 In the long run, the unlikely is highly probable.
 In the yard, uneaten ducks are quacking.
 In virtual reality, can you get thirsty?
 In which level of metalanguage are you now speaking?
 Inane tagline found.  Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.
 Include in CONFIG.SYS:   BUGS=OFF
 Incoming fire has the right-of-way!
 Incontinence Hotline!.....Can you hold?
 Incorrigible punster - do not incorrige.
 Indecision is the key to flexibility.
 Individualists unite!
 Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
 Initialisation string?  Does it come by the ball?
 Inquiring minds want to know...
 Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
 Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
 Insufficient Memory - remove BUFFERS=237463 statement from Config.sys
 Insufficient disk space, abandon ye all hope.
 Intel 486SX = AMD's greatest sales weapon.
 Intellectual property generates intellectual profit.
 Interchangable devices won't.
 Interchangeable parts ... don't.
 Invalid COMMAMD.COM... System Disobeying!
 Iraqi Bingo:  B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117
 Iraqi rifle for sale.  Never fired.  Dropped once.
 Irrationality is the square root of all evil.
 Is Bill Gates putting picture OS/2s in his new house??
 Is Calculus really integral to Mathmatics?
 Is Locutus 1-2-3 a Borg spreadsheet program?
 Is OS/2 only half an operating system?
 Is THAT my phone bill or the national debt?
 Is a fax receipt a chit for chat ?
 Is everything illusory?  No it just appears that way.
 Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
 Is that funny?  Is that a joke?  ---- Data
 Is that my hard drive, or someone torturing my cat?
 Is that seat saved ?   No, but we're praying for it.
 Is the phone jack plugged in?
 Isaac Asimov - 1920-1992
 Isn't technology wonderful? *
 It Aint Broke, Just A Little Tired!
 It Aint Hot, Just Came From The Freezer!
 It did what? Well, it's not supposed to do that.
 It hurts when it gets caught in a PKZIPPER.
 It is a poor family that hath neither a whore nor a thief in it.
 It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.
 It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.
 It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
 It is hard to fly with the eagles when you work with the turkeys.
 It is more blessed to give the truth than to deceive.
 It is often the last key on the ring that opens the door.
 It is pitch dark.  You will likely fall into a hole & die
 It just doesn't get any BETA than this.
 It runs in the blood like wooden legs.
 It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!
 It takes two to make a bargain.
 It wasn't me, I didn't do it, and besides it was an accident.
 It works better if you plug it in.
 It works! Now, if only I could remember what I did.
 It's Better to Give than Receive...What Did YOU Bring???
 It's Ensign Pillsbury, Jim.  He's bread.
 It's Lieutenant Pencil.  He's Lead, Jim.
 It's Still Broke.  Ugggh!
 It's The End Of The World As We Know It, And I Feel Fine.
 It's all in the mind, ya know.
 It's always darkest just before things go totally black.
 It's easier to do good then be good.
 It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.
 It's easy as 4*ATN(1)!
 It's important to be decisive!   Isn't it??
 It's late and the coffee machine is broken.
 It's more fun to blame things than to fix them!
 It's not a bug, it's a bonus feature!
 It's not a bug, it's a feature!
 It's not mine officer, honest!
 It's not often I'm right, but I'm wrong this time!
 It's not worth it.  I'm going back to bed.
 It's ok to smoke here, just don't exhale.
 It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
 It's ruder to poke than to point!
 Its what I do.  I'm a terminator....  NO CARRIER.
 Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters
 i HATE THIS DAMED cAPS lOCK kEY.
 if (confused == 1) rtfm();
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 Jean-Luc and Beverly Picard - together forever.
 Jesus Saves! Passes to Moses who shoots, and SCORES!
 Join Taglines Anonymous.  We can help.
 Join the Navy.  Ride the WAVES!
 Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
 Jumping to conclusions can be a bad excercise.
 Junior!  Quit playing with your floppy!
 Junk: stuff we throw away.  Stuff: junk we keep.
 Just got a new car for my wife.....great trade!
 Just tell her she's out of her AKA's...
 Just the fax, ma'am.
 Just trying out life...not registered yet.
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 KENNEDY COMPOUND -KEEP OUT- TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED!
 Keep Passing The Open Windows...
 Keep your filthy hands off my dessert!
 Keyboard not attached. Press F10 to continue.
 Keyboard not found, think "F1" to continue.
 Kids...  Need I say more?
 Kitman's Law:  Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.
 Know any GOOD lawyers?
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 LAPD Motto:  We treat you like a King.
 LOCAL BUS VIDEO and a 486..The ONLY way to FLY!
 LOGIC: a set of rules to explain what we don't understand.
 LOST: Reward!  One (1) Tagline.  If found, please return.
 LOTUS: Let Only The Users Suffer
 LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
 Lack of intelligence is an advantage.
 Laddie, ya think ya might like ta ... rephrase that?
 Landing lights on?     -ww-U-ww-
 Last one to Mars is a rotten egg!
 Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
 Law is still an honorable profession.
 Lawyers: the larval form of Politicians.
 Laziness is nothing more than resting before you get tired.
 Learning without thought is labor lost.
 Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
 Let me outta here.  TRON is catching up to me.
 Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
 Let the Fun Begin!
 Let the computer do the thinking for you, don't waste that brain.
 Life after death? Is it like terminate and stay resident?
 Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh.
 Life begins at 1.2 gigabytes.
 Life begins at 150 MPH! "V32/V42b"
 Life has more imagination than our dreams.
 Life is a sexually transmited disease.
 Life is like an analogy.
 Life starts when you stop talking and start acting.
 Life's essentials: H O C N Ca Pb Cl K S Na Mg.
 Life's short.  Play hard.  OS/2.
 Life?  Dont talk to me about life...it's highly over rated.
 Light, begin to bleed, begin to breathe, begin to speak.
 Light-year:  A regular year with less calories
 Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
 Line noise provided by Telecom Australia!
 Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives.
 Listen to what I think... not what I say!
 Live happy.....don't die.
 Live long and pros... OUCH! Damned Arthritis!
 Living the Lifestyle of the Young and Aimless.
 Look out, he's got a magnet!  Everyone BACKUP!!
 Lookout World!  The Modem is Ringing!
 Lose all that ugly FAT, format with OS/2 HPFS today!
 Lost time is never found again.
 Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
 Love America -- or give it back.
 Love is a nose but you better not pick it.
 Love is grand.  Divorce, twenty grand.
 Love your neighbour as yourself.
 Lubarsky's Law: There's always one more bug.
 Luck is 90% preparation and 10% opportunity.
 Luck often wins out over science and technology!
 Ludicrous speed! Mr. Data!
 Lupens? LUPENS?? The cat just choked on a bloody LUPEN!
 Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest words.
 Lydsexics lure , KO !
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 MODEM: Fun, Friends and a Happy Phone-Company.
 MODEM: Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
 MODEM: What to do with tall weeds.
 MONEY TALKS ...  but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
 MORBID: A higher offer.
 MS Windows!  From the people that brought you EDLIN.
 MS-DOS isn't stupid, it is only limitid...
 MUF: M)icrosoft U)ndocumented F)eature.
 Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change ready.
 Mafia DOS: "Thisa U lasta chance [Y/(...or else)]?"
 Mail Media.  Do not expose to Flames!
 Make Baghdad a parking lot.
 Make love, not sense !
 Make your own XT!  Run your 486 under Windows!
 Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
 Man invents invisible car - car lost in parking lot!
 Man is not lost!
 Manx cats tell no tails!
 Many a jackass believes he has 'horse sense.'
 Many are called, few are chosen.  Fewer still get to do the choosing.
 Many children, and little bread, is a painful pleasure.
 March 31, 1992; the future begins.
 Mary had a little RAM -- about a MEG or so.
 Mary had a little lamb, Boy was the doctor suprised!!
 May you live all the days of your life.
 May you live in interesting times. - Old Chinese curse.
 Maybe if I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow...
 Maybe there's something wrong with the Universe.
 Meaningless tagline attached to pointless message.
 Mediocrity is OK, as long as one EXCELS at it...
 Meditation Is the Highest Form of Activity.
 Meekness is uncommon patience in planning a worthwhile revenge.
 Melbourne beats Collingwood, all is right with the world.
 Melted Fruit Snacks On Keyboard.  Delete Children (Y/N)?
 Melts in your brain... Not in your hands!
 Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves!
 Memory is the second thing to go; I forget what's first.
 Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
 Men will sooner surrender their rights than their customs.
 Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
 Mental Floss...In one ear and out the other....
 Messge grbled due to sunspot activty:dn't blam me.
 Miasma's worse in the City
 Mice are monorchid!
 Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle watch.
 Microsoft:  Making it all.  Make sense?
 Microwaves frizz your heir.
 Minds, like parachutes, work only when open..
 Misbehaving witches are sent to their broom closet.
 Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
 Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
 Moderation in everything, including abstenance.
 Moebius strippers never show you their back side.
 Money Talks .... Mine says BYE BYE...
 Mooo-ing Right Along.
 Morale will continue until floggings improve.
 More haste, less speed = Windows?
 More husbands would leave home if they knew how to pack a suitcase.
 Morgue - You stab 'em, we slab 'em..
 Most GUI's I've seen are pretty gooey.
 Most of my family roots are underground.
 Most self-made men worship their creators.
 Most successes are built on failures.
 Mount St. Helens should have used Earth control.
 Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonated.
 MultiTask - Make twice the mistakes in 1/2 the time.
 Murphy was an optimist.
 Murphy's Law fails only when you try to demonstrate it.
 Mutants for nuclear power! ∙-)
 My $0.02 worth and priced just right!
 My Canada includes Alaska!
 My FLOPPIE got caught in my PKZIPPER !!!!
 My HD's bigger than your HD!
 My Karma has just run over your Dogma.
 My PC needs a new dilithium crystal.
 My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...
 My archiver's bigger than yours!
 My career goal is to work in bed.
 My cat wasn't broke, but I had it fixed anyway.
 My comm port + Your comm port = wakawaka
 My comp'uter's biggur th'n yours!
 My computer NEVER loc
 My computer is air conditioned, so I don't have to open Windows.
 My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore.
 My hard disk is full!   Maybe I'll try this message section thing.
 My heart is in the Highlands.
 My hobie? Spelin an gramur of cors!!!
 My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg.
 My mom went looting and all I got was this lousy T shirt!
 My mother puts money in CDs and gets interest!
 My other computer is a 486.
 My other computer is a 786/125 with a 200 gig harddrive.
 My other computer is a Cray...That's the ticket!
 My other computer is a HAL9000.
 My other computer is an 80643437647386.
 My other modem is a Telebit Trailblazer.
 My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship.
 My reality check just bounced.
 My reality cheque just bounced.
 My spelling's fine...that's just line noise.
 My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner.
 My takehome pay won't take me home!
 My tongue has been depressed.
 My wife won't use the computer. Says, "Don't do Windows".
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 NAK NAK, "Who's There?" @^$%(@^ NO CARRIER
 NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
 NY cops go bar-hopping; LA cops go night-clubbing.
 Need Faster reboots ? Run Windows on a 50 Mhz 80486!
 Never buy what you can build yourself at a higher cost.
 Never eat more than you can lift.
 Never hit a man with glasses.  Use your fist!
 Never insult an alligator until you have crossed the river.
 Never judge a man by his taglines.
 Never kick a skunk.
 Never let an inanimate object know you are in a hurry.
 Never let facts get in the way of the truth.
 Never lose your ignorance - you cannot replace it.
 Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone.
 Never play cat-and-mouse games if you're a mouse.
 Never play leapfrog with a unicorn...
 Never put off till tomorrow what your wife can do.
 Never remain silent when a word might put things right.
 Never replicate a successful experiment.
 Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
 Never trust a platitude.
 Never trust a politician, especially one with a good smile.
 Never underestimate the power of a kind word or deed!
 Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
 Never use a long word when a diminutive one will suffice.
 New Mail not found.  Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
 New Microsoft Virus:  GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT (was UAE).
 Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!
 Next time, give "the gift that keeps on giving" :a female kitten.
 Nice computers don't go down on you.
 Nitrate - lower than the day rate.
 No I hate tag lines....
 No Tagline today, I have a headache!
 No answer is also an answer.
 No good deed should go unpunished.
 No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
 No man's liberty is safe while legislature is in session.
 No matter where you go, there you are!
 No news is not always good news.
 No question is a dumb question if you don't know the answer.
 No sense being pessimistic.  It wouldn't work anyway.
 No wanna work.  Wanna bang on keyboard.
 No, I never carry a gun - I'm just glad to see you.
 No, I'm NOT an Extended Character.
 No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
 No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
 No-one is rich enough to buy back their past.
 No.5 Alive!  No Disassemble!
 Noah upgraded and built an ARJ!
 Noble ancestry makes a poor dish at table.
 Nobody Home But the Lights (& they're out too).
 Nobody notices when things go right.
 None is a fool always; everyone sometimes.
 None of you exist.  The sysop types all this in.
 Norton made a fortune from Gates' mediocrity.
 Nostalgia ain't what it used to be !
 Nostalgia, isn't what it used to be.
 Not all men are fools, some are bachellors.
 Not enough bucks stop here!!
 Not my fault, I didn't touch it!
 Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry.
 Not now dear, Mother's chopping wood.
 Not tonight, dear.  I have a modem.
 Nothing Succeeds like a Budgerigar
 Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, gow rong, grong!
 Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
 Nothing is foolproof.  Fools are too ingenious.
 Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
 Now forming: support group for battered prawns.
 Now liberals want fire exits in prison cells.
 Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
 Now where did I put that program.
 Now you're really ASCIIng for it !!!
 Nuthin' is simple sometimes.
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 O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
 OK, I'm weird!  But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
 OK, so I'm cured of schizophrenia, but where am I now when I need me?
 ONLINE?  Hit <ALT+H> for a quick I.Q. Test!
 OPERATOR! Trace this call and tell me where I am.
 OS/2  Bill Gates' worst nightmare!
 OS/2  Hotter than Vindaloo!
 OS/2  Logic, not magic.
 OS/2  Means never having to see "UAE" or "GPF".
 OS/2  Multitasking With Attitude!
 OS/2  Not just another pretty program loader!
 OS/2  Opens Windows, shuts Gates.
 OS/2  People with Windows shouldn't throw stones.
 OS/2  Upgrades are free.  Who would PAY for it anyway?
 OS/2 2.0  Taking the wind out of Windows.
 OS/2 2.0  Windows with bullet proof glass!
 OS/2 2.0 Shatters Windows 3.1!
 OS/2 2.0 The Industrial Strength Operating System.
 OS/2 2.0!  Push the Limit!
 OS/2 is coming, close your windows!
 OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
 Objection, your Honour!  My client is an idiot!
 Occupation of passenger in 1911: Pudding puller
 Of course it can, must be a problem with your mouse!
 Off Topic Message limit exceeded........NO CARRIER....
 Offline Reader not found..., please notify tagline.
 Oh No!!  Not another learning experience!
 Oh dear, I think reality is on the blink again.
 Oh give me a phone with modem on loan, and the lines are not noisy but clear.
 Oh no!!  Look! It's a Brain Storm!!!
 Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other.
 Oh, no, there goes Tokyo--go, go, Godzilla!
 Oh, very clever, Worf.  Eat any good books lately?
 Ohgreat,nowthedamnspacebarwon'twork!
 Okay, I pulled the pin.  Now what?  Where are you going?
 Old Macdonald had a computer, with an EIA I/O.
 Old age = you + 20 years.
 Old age = you + 20 years.
 Old frogs never die, But they do croak!
 Old genealogists don't die, they just become ancestors.
 On a clear disk you can seek forever.
 On day 5, He created fish.  On day 7, He went fishing.
 Once I thought I was wrong... but I was mistaken.
 Once in the air the Phoenix could not be stopped!
 One Love...One Blood...One Life.    One.
 One good turn gets all the blankets.
 One man's Windows are another man's walls.
 One more jinnen tonicks please...
 One of these days, Alice.....POW!!!!
 One should always be in love.
 Only XT users know that 1-Jan-1980 is a Tuesday!
 Only fools read taglines.
 Open it up and what have you got-Bibbity, Bobbity BOOOOO!
 Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
 Opportunity knocked, and I was in the shower.
 Optometrist's office: Eyes examined while you watch.
 Organ donor?  No WAY I'm giving up my Wurlitzer.
 Our kids, the Earth's future.
 Out of Memory?  NO! I fed you 6 Meg yesterday.
 Out of Taglines, Please Order More
 Out to lunch - If not back by 5pm, out to dinner also
 Outa disk space already?
 Overdrawn at the memory bank again.
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 PAF, the magic wagon.....a carriage to the past.
 PANDORA.ZIP  Warning!  DO NOT unZip this file!
 PC's are okay unless you drop one on your toes.
 PERSONAL COMPUTING... A Terminal Disease.
 PETA:  People Eating Those Animals
 PLOP PLOP *.FIZ *.FIZ for MAXimum relief!!!
 POST-OPERATIVE: A letter carrier.
 PS/2 - So you only have HALF a Personal System?
 Packets 'n' readers 'n' doors, oh my!
 Paleontologists are nothing but old fossils!
 Paranoia is a concept created to make us think they're not out to get us.
 Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue Poupon?
 Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload.
 People always tell me when I'm wrong, but never right...
 People come up to me -- concerned that I will reproduce.
 People get what's coming to them, unless it's in the mail.
 People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure.
 People say I'm indecisive.  Am I?  I don't know.
 People who don't laugh aren't very serious.
 People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
 Perot, Bush, and Quayle:  The Millionaire, the Skipper, and Gilligan.
 Petroleum geologists are slick characters!
 Pharmacist's Credo: "We Dispense With Accuracy".
 Picard: To Baldly go where no man has gone before.
 Pick any tablet, Moses, and don't show it to ME this time...
 Picky Pickers practice Safe Snot.
 Pillage BEFORE you burn.
 Ping...ping...BURP!!!! Six pack detected and terminated!
 Platonik LOVE: two are playing with a gun and think it is unloaded.
 Plea-ease, Don't throw me in that Briar Patch, Br'er Fox.
 Please Captain...Not in front of the Klingons!
 Please don't kill the messenger.
 Please hold, running command "NUKE C:".
 Please return stewardess to her original upright position!
 Please use your secret decoder ring.
 Please wait... Sysop has exited to ...
 Police station toilet stolen, police have nothing to go on!
 Politicans are always there when they need you.
 Politics:  Poly=Many, Tics=Blood sucking parasites.
 PollyTheism: (n) The belief that God is a Parrot.
 Polygon: a dead parrot.
 Pop up little Weeeed.
 Pop up, push down, Byte, Byte, Byte!
 Posted by one whose mind isn't twisted, but sprained.
 Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.
 Pound forehead on keyboard to continue!!
 Pound in place and notify Engineering.
 Practice safe algebra!! - Use brackets!!
 Practiss makes perfict.
 Presence is more than just being there.
 Press "+" to see another tagline.
 Press <Alt-A> to Adopt Me!  I need a better home.
 Press Ctrl-Alt-Shift-F12-Esc-Tab-PgDn-Home-Break.
 Press F1 to Reboot
 Press F13 for a copy of this error message.
 Press [Ctrl-Alt-Delete] for IQ test.
 Press a key to continue. Woops! Hard disk formatted!
 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
 Press any key...NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!
 Press to test...  Release to detonate!
 Printers do it without wrinking the sheets.
 Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
 Problems = only misplaced solutions.
 Procomm saved my life, I used it to download Telix.
 Procrastination Day has been postponed.
 Procrastinators do it tomorrow.
 Procrastinators do it when they get a round tuit.
 Profanity -- not just for Windows users.
 Programmer's Rule #1: There is *never* enough disk space.
 Programmers (not Wally) get overlaid!
 Programmers do it in code.
 Programmers do it with OBJects and in the LIBrary!
 Programmers get overlaid!
 Programmers know all the MOVs...
 Programmers' final debugging tool : a hammer!
 Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
 Prosecutors will be violated.
 Prunes give you a run for your money.
 Pssst wanna buy a gold watch ??
 Psst!  Your .ZIP file is open.
 Psst...Wanna buy a cheap ZX-80??
 Psychoanalysis is Freudulent.
 Puritans no what they like.
 Put C&W music backwards.  You'll get your job back, your wife back...
 Putt knot yore trussed in spel chequers!
 printf("Goodbye world!\n"); /* your last C program */
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 Qmodem saved my life; I used it to download TELIX!
 Queensland - Beautiful one day, Perfect the next.
 Question all authority all the time!
 Quick, I need a tagline, let me steal yours.
 Quick, call a Witch Doctor.  My witch is sick!
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 R)etry, P)anic, L)ook for work.
 RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
 RAM: Rarely Adequate Memory
 REAL men don't fear EDLIN!
 REAL men don't fear the command line.
 REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
 ROBONAP -- Sleeps FOR you while you're Online!
 ROM wasn't built in a day.
 RUG = Random Unexplainable Glitch
 Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
 Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
 Rain makes the weeds grow faster than the grass.
 Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
 Rap mu'sic, n.  noise comprised of bad poetry and a constant drum solo.
 Read the "WHAT"?!?!?!?!
 Read the docs?   WOW! What a RADICAL CONCEPT!
 Read this tagline backwards to find its Satanic message.
 Read/Write Error (A)bort (R)etry (I)ndigestion?
 Reader not found..., please notify tagline.
 Reading the manual helps (sometimes). If you have one!
 Real Men use RAM drives!
 Real Programmers Don't.
 Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX.
 Real programmers use COPY CON <progname>.ARJ
 Real programmers use COPY CON <progname>.C
 Real programmers use COPY CON <progname>.EXE
 Real programmers use patch wires.
 Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol...
 Reality is for those who lack imagination.
 Reality is grossly overrated.
 Reality is just another illusion.
 Reality is ok - just don't make a habit of it.
 Reality-ometer:  [\........]  Hmmph!  Thought so.
 Really get stoned, drink wet cement.
 Reboot: echo g=ffff:0|debug.
 Recursive, adj.; see recursive.
 Recycle! For us... and them...but not for anyone else.
 Redundancy: caching your ramdisk.
 Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
 Regency BBS  2 4 6 8 Let's all Communicate.
 Register VideoCams Not Guns.
 Relationships are an infinite game.
 Remember when 'safe sex' was making sure the door was locked?
 Remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?
 Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
 Remember, Speed kills! Try Windows to relax.
 Remember, all computers WAIT at the same speed!
 Remember... No news is good news. I think!!
 Remember: Programmer's should practice Safe HEX
 Renegade Tagline!!  We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!!  REBEL!!!!!
 Repeat after me..."RTFM...RTFM...RTFM..."
 Rescue me! I'm being swamped by my heritage.
 Research causes cancer in rats.
 Resistance is useless (if < 1 Ohm)
 Respond to global warming; eat fewer beans.
 Retarded Snake (noun):  1. Slithering idiot.
 Retrospection, isn't what it used to be!
 Reunite Gondwanaland!
 Rhesus pieces: Monkey in blender.
 Ride The Wave!
 Rock and Roll will never die.
 Rome wasn't burned in a day.
 Ross Perot for President...  Are you sure? (N/n)
 Rotisserie:  A Ferris wheel for chickens.
 Rubber bands have snappy endings!
 Rule 1:  You have to take a step to walk!
 Run Windows 3.1 with a 486DX50 so you can reboot faster.
 Runtime error 1072 -Lousy beta testers
 Russian Express Card motto: Don't leave home!
 retupmoc siht edisni deppart m'I pleH
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 SCUD Lite Beer - you have to drink 15 before they hit you.
 SCUD: Sure Could Use Directions.
 SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
 SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS.
 SPEED KILLS
 STRESS: The uncontrollable URGE to STRANGLE some SOB!
 STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP...park ELSEWHERE!!!
 SYNTAX?  Why not--they tax everything else!
 SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing!
 SYSTEM ERROR:  Press F13 to continue.
 Saddam Hussein still has his job. Do you?
 Saddam still has his job!  How about you George?
 Sanity Not Found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore?
 Save A Tagline - Send contributions to message writer.
 Save gas. Travel by modem.
 Save the Environment - starve a lawyer.
 Save the Planet.
 Save the Whales - collect the whole set!
 Saved *ALL* the parts.  What's this one for?
 Schizophrenia beats being alone.
 Science Fiction is for those who've gone beyond reality.
 Scotty! Hurry, beam me uragg^*&?$@#) NO CARRIER
 Scotty, beam me up!
 Screen Saver?  No, I just close my eyes when I sleep.
 Scrute the inscrutable, eff the ineffable.
 Seasons Greetings...
 Seattle Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31
 See the U-ka-raine from a cattle train!
 Seek simplicity;  and distrust it.
 Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader.
 Serial Interface - a spoon
 Set phasers to 'tickle'.
 Sex is a misdemeanor. The more you miss demeanor you get!
 Sex on the TV is O.K., so long as you don't fall off.
 Shake it 'till the butter melts.
 Shakespeare communicates at 2400 bard.
 Shall I scream?  Let's scream together.
 Shareware author dies...  .GIF at 11...
 Shareware: If you USE it, PAY for it!
 Sharp tongues and dull minds are often found together!
 She being unpleasant, George Armstrong cussed her.
 She criticized my house so I knocked her flat.
 She won't last forever; why give her a diamond?
 Shell to DOS... Come in, DOS.... Do you copy?
 Sherlock Ohms was here.
 Shhh!  User is asleep  |-I
 Shin: The device used to find furniture in the dark.
 Shipping tag on 94-year-old woman: "unemployed"!
 Shopping tip: Shoes are $0.85 at bowling alleys.
 Should be read umop apisdn for best results
 Show me, don't tell me.
 Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
 Silver Xpress makes it's motion picture debut as the "The Emailator"!
 Silver Xpress!...Don't leave home without it!
 Silver Xpress....Not Just Another Off-Line Mail System <tm>!
 Since no one else listens, I talk to myself.
 Single white dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
 Sit down, you're rocking the boat!
 Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude.
 Skeletons rattling in my closet are windchimes to me.
 Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop!
 Slime is the agony of water.
 Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
 Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
 Smile... you're being watched.
 Smile: Life is but a temporary situation
 Smoking is the major cause of statistics!
 So what does it mean, when there's fire coming from the HD?
 So what exactly does this "Formatting Drive C:" mean?
 Software Tools - A suitable CASE for treatment
 Software is good, available now, or cheap. Pick any two.
 Some assembly required - like the WHOLE thing.
 Some day the sun will shine again.
 Some days it's better to stay in bed.
 Some days you're the windshield, somedays you're the bug.
 Some people have to be stoned to get boulder.
 Some things have to be believed to be seen!
 Some times BYTES are NYBBLED until there are only BITS left.
 Somebody tell Murphy Brown that Dan Quayle isn't real.
 Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
 Sometimes I think I'm fine, and then I wake up again.
 Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
 Sorry, I forgot about the Amnesia Conference.
 Sorry, the brain you have reached is disconnected.
 Sorry, this virus requires Windows 3.x!
 Spaceballs: The Tagline
 Specialisation: knowing more and more, about less and less.
 Speed Kills...Live forever - Use Windows !
 Speed Kills: use Windows.
 Speed Kills, use Windoze.
 Speed kills. Use Windows and live!
 St. Dismas' Infirmary for the Incurably Informed.
 Stable Relationships are for Horses
 Stack Overflow - Lost on Cluttered Desk.
 Stay tuned, same bat time, same bat conferance!
 Stealing Taglines is an RBBS offense.
 Sternal - having to do with the back of a ship.
 Stick \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang that doesn't work.
 Still Trying to Decorate my Family Tree.
 Still trying to fit a square peg in a round hole! %*S
 Stop tagline theft !!! Copyright your tagline <C>
 Strange World isn't it...
 Strike any user when ready.
 Strive for Mediocrity.
 Study hard, there will be a quiz later.
 Stupid is Forever, Ignorance can be Fixed!
 Stupid taglines, shouldn't have em anyway!
 Stupidity is NOT a handicap.  Go park your car elsewhere!
 Success comes in a can.  Failure comes in a can not.
 Success is achieving the top of the food chain.
 Success is just a matter of luck.  Ask any failure.
 Success lies in achieving the top of the foodchain
 Sunrise - We do Windows.
 Sure, when... OINK FLAP OINK FLAP... Well I'll be damned!
 Survival Tip No.2:  Never MOON a werewolf.
 Swap read error, you lose your memory.
 Sysop not found!  Please notify computer
 Sysop: (noun) One who reconfigures.
 Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job.
 System going down at 13:45 for scheduled head crash.
 System halted!  Press Any Key to do Nothing...
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 TFN#, Birth Certificate, Passport, Airline ticket.. I'm Gone!!!!
 THIS IS NOT A TAGLINE... OK, so it is a bit of a tag line.
 TSR - (T)rash (S)ystem (R)andomly
 Tablet - a small table.
 Taco Bell is NOT a Mexican phone company.
 Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far.
 Tag line thievery... Comin' up next on Geraldo.
 Tagline #255: Guaranteed theft-proof or your $$ back.
 Tagline Lotto:▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓<- Scratch here for prize.
 Tagline file empty , Aborting message:    C:\
 Tagline writer wanted.  Inquire within.
 Tagline, by the people, for the people and read by nobody
 Tagline?  You mean I need to think of something clever?
 Taglines  One line freedom of speech!
 Taglines ? Who needs 'em!
 Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..."
 Taglines, taglines, taglines.  So many taglines, and so little time!
 Taglines...one line freedom of speech!
 Taglines?  I've given up on them, all the good ones are taken.
 Tagteam: A Bunch of people who think up TagLines.
 Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
 Take my advice.  I'm not using it.
 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted.
 Talk is cheap since supply exceeds demand.
 Talk is cheap... until Politicians do it!
 Tape delayed from "The Land of the Morning Calm"
 Taylor Twisters: Pixel Pixies.
 Teddy, warm fuzzied huggles and snogfurfles.
 Teenagers:  Your punishment for enjoying sex!
 Tell the truth.  It's easier and less to remember.
 Text Editors, the choice of the next generation.
 Th!$ TagL!ne Maqe fgom gEcYcLeq A$c!! chagacTEg$/.
 Thank you for NOT    NOT using tag lines!   <HUH?>
 Thank you, Slartibartfast.  That will be all.
 That computer needs a swift kick in the ASCII.
 That is One opinion Doctor..It does not happen to be mine.
 That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest.
 That tagline is TRUE ->  <- That tagline is FALSE
 That's fine in practice, but it'll never work in theory.
 That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
 That's not line noise .... my modem's speaking in tongues.
 The Apathy Anonymous meeting was cancelled due to lack of interest.
 The Borg have neither honor nor courage.
 The Democratic rule:  "Confusion creates jobs!"
 The Little Mermaid wears an algaebra.
 The Medium is the Me Sage.
 The Mud Elephant Wading Through The Sea Leaves No Tracks.
 The ONLY problem with DR-DOS is that it's not 100% MS-DOS Compatible.
 The PEN is mightier than the sword.
 The PS/2 Model 30-286 was designed on a Monday
 The Quest for a better tagline continues.
 The Soft Parade has now begun...
 The UARTS can't take this speed for long Captain!!!
 The UARTs simply can't handle the speed Captain.
 The World is strange isn't it?
 The above advice is worth what you paid for it.
 The ancient art of Imiko-no-Gomi (or seating the Ram chips).
 The answer is easier when the question is hypothetical.
 The backup's not over 'til the fat table sings.
 The best carpenters make the least chips.
 The best contraception is "Point and Laugh!".
 The best fertiliser is the footsteps of the gardener. - Chinese proverb.
 The best part of my day is over when the alarm clock goes off!
 The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
 The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2.
 The bold print giveth, and the fine print taketh away.
 The bus is always late, unless you are!
 The chief cause of problems is solutions.
 The computer does only what you tell it.
 The cost of feathers has risen... Now even DOWN is up!
 The difference between a virus & Windows?  A virus works!
 The difference between doing it and not doing it is doing it.
 The dog ate my *.REP packet.
 The download ain't over 'til the fat table dings.
 The early bird catches the worm - SO START NOW!
 The earth is 98% full.  Please delete anyone you can.
 The family you came from isn't as important as the one you're going to have.
 The file is allocated on the table.
 The first qualification for a historian is - inability to invent.
 The first rule of Technical Support is to blame the user.
 The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to sell all the parts.
 The future is here!  Use DOS 5.0
 The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!
 The hasty and the slow meet at the ferry.
 The heart has reasons that the mind knows not.
 The hurrier I go, the behinder I get!
 The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein
 The last sound that it made was ZAP!
 The magic of Windows - turn a 486-50 into a 4MHz XT.
 The man who never made a mistake never made anything.
 The mink in the closet encourages the wolf at the door.
 The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's farther away.
 The more I learn, the more I have to learn.
 The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterward.
 The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
 The most important thing to remember is "Always Plan Ahea
 The next thing to do is kill all the consultants!
 The number you have reached is not available.
 The only time I open my mouth is to change feet!
 The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it
 The only winner of the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
 The open hand of desire wants everything.
 The option to override automatic detonation has expired!
 The other line always moves faster.
 The path to enlightenment requires a flashlight with fresh batteries.
 The population is growing.
 The problem is not if machines think, but if people do.
 The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard.
 The proper way to accelerate a MAC is at 9.80665 m/s/s.
 The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
 The reason the price of postage is up is storage costs.
 The road to success is always under construction.
 The sad thing about Windows bashing is it's all true.
 The scenery only changes for the lead dog.
 The sheep died in the wool.
 The solution to the problem changes the problem.
 The sun is never the worse for shining on a dunghill.
 The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
 The three food groups:  Instant, Frozen, and Take Away.
 The tooth fairy makes a profit!!
 The turtle & the hare = Windows & DOS?
 The two party system is fine--but not in the same night!
 The weather is here ... wish you were beautiful!
 The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.
 The world is a square, it's our eyes that are round.
 The world is coming to an end.  Please log-off.
 The worst thing about censorship is ##########.
 There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one....
 There are no answers, just cross-references.
 There are no more bugs.  ///\oo/\\\   ///\oo/\\\.
 There are two ways to write error-free programs.  Only the third one works.
 There aren't enough days in the weekend.
 There go my people.  I must follow for I am their leader.
 There is always someone worse off than yourself.
 There is no dark side of the moon.  Really!
 There is no such thing as a "Fail Safe" design.
 There is something to be said about me: "Wow!!"
 There must be life after death: I've resurrected MY rellys
 There once was a man from Nantucket...
 There ya go, my $0.02 worth...
 There's a sucker born every minute.
 There's more than one way to skin a cat; get a sander.
 Thesaurus: Ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
 They called me MAD at the University - evil character.
 They surf, those who only stand on waves....
 They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, & all of the Chiv
 They's gold in dem daah hills!
 Things that go bump in the night...
 Think for yourself - You're being brainwashed!
 This BBS has achieved Air superiority.
 This Tag line is HOT!
 This Tagline is SHAREWARE!  To register, send me $10
 This Tagline is in the Public Domain - Copy Freely.
 This advice is worth what it you paid for it.
 This application has violated system integrety.
 This is a brag line????
 This is a recorded message.
 This is a tag line
 This is a tagline virus, go ahead, copy it!
 This is a translation, the original tagline was in Dutch.
 This is great, bugger the phone bill!
 This is not a TagLine - honest!
 This is the melting pot, damn it.  Melt.
 This isn't an offer to sell securities.
 This message contains no CFCs.
 This message has been entered on a Cray Laptop.
 This message is being sent on impulse.
 This message protected by Smith and Wesson.
 This mime was so bad he used real glass.
 This mime was so bad he went to mime school on a football scholarship.
 This mind left intentionally blank . . .
 This rerun due to Tagline Writer's strike.
 This space for rent -- Inquire within ...
 This tagline available for lease.
 This tagline has been stolen, but I stole it back!
 This tagline has no thought in it!
 This tagline is a figment of your imagination.
 This tagline is boring.
 This tagline is experiencing technical difficul*&#.
 This tagline is umop apisdn.
 This tagline kidnapped for ransom.
 This tagline no verb.
 This tagline stolen by me, or was it you???
 This tagline was filmed before a live studio audience.
 This tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds... 4... 3...
 This town ain't big enough for both of us. Damn land surveyors.
 Those who can, do.  Those who can't, simulate.
 Those who row the boat are too busy to rock it.
 Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do.
 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline
 Three free thugs set three thugs free.
 Tighten til it cracks, then back off 1/2 turn.
 Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
 Time: Device to keep everything from happening at once!
 Tiping LLLesosn - Fteee off Chrge/
 To Err is Human, to really stuff things up takes a computer!
 To Err is Human; To Bess Truman; To Harry Truman.
 To PAF or not to PAF that is the constant question!
 To Serve Man!  It's only a book isn't it?
 To a cat "NO" means "NOT while you are looking".
 To baldly go...
 To confuse is political, to obfuscate is divine.
 To err is human. To really screw up takes Windows.
 To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
 To help all others... get more messed up.
 To ponder: Why am I on planet earth?  What is my purpose?
 To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
 To steal this tagline, press <CTL> <ALT> <DEL> now.
 To whom should I go to for some self-help?
 To whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows...
 Todays program has been bought to you by the letter D (for disaster) .
 Token Ring - not quite an engagement gift!
 Tomato paste: what you use to fix broken tomatoes.
 Too bad women don't have pull-down menus and online help!
 Took an hour to bury the cat. Silly thing kept moving.
 Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore.
 Tribbles as Starfleet security: "Cheeze it, the FUZZ!"
 Try ClearaSol ... to remove stubborn sunspots.
 Tser eht sa sselgninaem sa tsuJ - tfarcmaeB
 Turn your 486/50 into an XT - Run Windows 3.0!
 Turn your XT into a 486 - Just add a deity.
 Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do.
 Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
 Two way streets in Brisbane are dangerouus to your health.
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 UFOs are real -- the U. S. Air Force is swamp gas.
 UNIX are lousy lovers.
 UNIX means never having to live hand-to-mouse.
 Ultimate office automation:  networked coffee machines.
 Umm... I don't mean to sound stupid, BUT...
 Unable to load reality.sys: invalid parameter /UTOPIA
 Unable to locate COLDBEER.CAN  **OPERATOR NOT LOADED**
 Unable to locate Coca Cola -- Operator Halted!
 Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
 Unable to locate Jolt - Operator Halted!
 Unable to locate stacvol.000 -- Life ended.
 Unable to open LEVI.ZIP -- Continue job? (Y/N).
 Undelete beer.cld > c:\drive\7-11\wallet.$$$
 Undocumented DOS:  bah   branch and hang  (286 only)
 Unix comes with C, DOS comes with BASIC, Say's it all !
 Unix means never having to live hand-to-mouse.
 Unleaded Sunshine: Where the sun shines darkness...
 Unrecoverable Application Error, another software user enhancement!
 Unrecoverable Application Error: (A)bort (R)etry (O)S/2?
 Unregisistered Copy will now selfdestuct: 3,2,1...FORMATTING HARD DISK!!
 Until recently, I thought I was someone I knew.
 Upgrade Policy: Insert wallet in drive A: press <Enter>.
 Urinalysis! The study of PISSED-OFF people!
 Use contraceptives at every conceivable occasion.
 Use the Source, Luke .....
 Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
 Using DEVICE=EXXON may corrupt your environment!
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 V.P.I.:  Very Practical Info.base
 VDU - A diseased sheep.
 Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
 Variables won't; Constants aren't.
 Vegetarians eat vegetables; what do Humanitarians eat??
 Very good, Einstein, but next time show your work.
 Veteran: Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 1992.
 Vic Navy gunnery practice: St Kilda houses hit
 Vote for the crook of your choice.
 Vulcan aerobics:  Live long and perspire.
 Vultures only fly with carrion luggage.
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 WARNING! Reece Eshun in the area, do not approach!
 WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking!
 WINDOWS - From the makers of EDLIN.
 WINDOWS 3 - 386DX to 8086 Converter.
 WINDOWS 3.1 - think they'll EVER get it right?
 WINDOWS: Home of the SLOW virus.
 WINDOWS: What a pane.
 WOMAN.ZIP.... Great program, no documentation!
 Waddaya mean no coffee break!  When am I sposed to think?
 Wake up and smell the coffee.
 Wanna do something big?  Pick up a boulder.
 Wanna know a way to my []? Sit on my []...
 Wanted - witty tag line, will pay good price.
 Wanted: Programmers.  Some assembly required.
 Warning! Life is subject to change without notice!
 Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes?
 Was that an African or European swallow ????
 Wave to your neighbor, Word to your mother.
 Way Too Much is Not Nearly Enough.
 We SHELL not EXXONerate Hussein.  We'll MOBILize to protect the GULF.
 We all live in a yellow subroutine.
 We are NOT surrounded.  We are in a target-rich environment.
 We are from the planet Taglinis. Take us to your reader!
 We don't need no steenking tag lines...
 We got rid of our kids. The cats are allergic!
 We grow through the experiences of life's uncharted web.
 We look for things, things to make us know.
 We shall find no ancestor before his time. - Galliano.
 We should all believe .. I believe I'll have a drink!
 We should take from the past its fires, not its ashes.
 We support Shareware.  Register Yours.
 We tend to forget that words made up of initials mean nothing to others.
 We're all crew on Spaceship Earth, let's do our DUTY!
 We're lost, but we're making good time.
 We're off to see the Wizard, he's sure to have the answer.
 We've been blown off course just a tad.
 We've replaced the Dilithium with new Foldgers Crystals!
 Weather forecast for tonight:  Dark.
 Welcome to OHIO...now go home!
 Welcome to insanity, on the right is the sysops console
 Well done is better then well said.
 Whaddaya' call a boomerang that doesn't come back?  A stick!
 What Does This Red Button D
 What Recession??  Can't see it for the DEPRESSION!
 What are the DOS and DONT'S of using this thing?
 What can you do at 3 AM?   Psssttt - got a modem??
 What did you do before this message appeared ?
 What do you mean "Bad Command or File Name"?
 What do you mean you formatted the cat?
 What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!?
 What does BBS mean, Bulletin Board System, or, Broke Banking Service?
 What does this mean anyway???
 What fools these morals be!
 What good questions have YOU asked lately?
 What if all this were real?
 What if there were no hypothetical questions?
 What is service? - the rent we pay for room on earth.
 What is there to discuss... they break down.
 What makes Teflon stick to the pan?
 What the heck did you think they where made from?
 What the heck happened here??!!
 What would life be like without a modem ?
 What you think you read is not what I thought I wrote!
 What's all this talk about hellfire & Dalmations?
 What's another word for "Thesaaurus"?
 What's the German word for Constipation?  Farfrompoopin!
 What's the capital of Victoria ? Two Dollars ?
 What's worth doing is worth doing for money.
 What? Me Worry?
 What? You're NOT running OS/2?
 What?!?  DOSSHELL *isn't* supposed to be a joke?
 Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. - Goethe.
 Whats this RED wire dangling here?
 When DOS grows up it wants to be OS/2!
 When I contemplate the moon, my head aches (Galileo)
 When Puns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Puns.
 When all else fails, Pull the plug!!
 When all else fails, blame it on PMS.
 When all else fails, open the manual and read it!
 When all else fails, push the machine off the table.
 When all else fails, read the instructions.
 When all else has failed, consult the manual.
 When all think alike, then no one is thinking.
 When are they going to produce EXTRA caffeine Coke?
 When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
 When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time!
 When elephants fight, the ants get hurt. - African Proverb
 When in doubt - CTRL.ALT.DEL
 When in doubt, mumble.
 When in doubt, threaten damnation.
 When in doubt; Cheat !
 When lawyers make laws, laws will benefit lawyers.
 When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
 When money speaks, truth keeps silent.
 When rioting breaks out, head for nearest RADIO SHACK
 When talking nonsense try not to be serious.
 When thou seest thy brother, thou seest thy Lord.
 When you need more SUN on your BUNS... Manila, Philippines
 When you open WINDOWS you let BUGS in!
 When you wish upon a star......
 When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
 Where are we going, and why am I in this Handbasket?
 Where is virgin wool from?  The fastest sheep.
 Where only the best survive DEL *.*
 Where theres a will, theres a horde of greedy relatives!
 Where's Wally? - Wants to go home!
 Wherever you go, there you are.
 Which gets you to NY faster: The 16 bit bus or the 8 bit
 Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
 While (!cat) play (mouse);
 Whisper when you say CRASH..
 Who WAS that masked mailer?
 Who can open the seven seals?
 Who gives a damn about apathy?
 Who has the worst line noise in the world?  We do chucky, we do.
 Who invents adages for others to peruse takes rowboat when going on cruise
 Who is this Blaise guy anyway?
 Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive insane.
 Why Am I here at Work?
 Why are blonde jokes short?  So brunettes can remember'em.
 Why buy the milk when you get the goat for free?
 Why did I cut my hair, I look like a squirrel....
 Why do expenses always rise to meet income?
 Why do people's eyes glaze over when I say "family tree"?
 Why glue my bills together?  It's a mail bonding ritual.
 Why is General Failure reading MY disk?
 Why is there air?  To fill race car tyres.
 Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money ?
 Why isn't this a 586 or a 786?
 Why save the planet?  I'd rather save bottle-caps.
 Why wage war?  For the experience points, of course.
 Why waltz when ya can Rock 'an Roll.
 Why were Scooby and Shaggy always hungry?
 Why won't Windows run in my TRS-80?
 Why would a wood chuck want to chuck wood anyway?
 Will Rogers never met Saddam Hussein.
 Williamstown: No-one passes through on their way to ?
 Win3 or lose3?  I'd rather hang loose.
 WindowError:005 Multitasking attempted.  System confused.
 WindowError:009  Horrible bug encounterd.  God knows what has happened.
 WindowError:00F Unexplained error.  Please tell us how it happened.
 Windows - Reboot more before 9AM than most users do all day.
 Windows .... The other half of OS/2
 Windows 3.1?  For fast relief call 800-3-IBM-OS2.
 Windows NT?  New Technology?  I don't think so...
 Windows NT? No Thanks.
 Windows Rulez ok?
 Windows has crashed more systems than Michelangelo.
 Windows is a pane in the glass!
 Windows is here.  Give it 3 months for OS/2 to Die!.
 Windows is not a virus.  Viruses DO something.
 Windows is to OS/2 what finger-painting is to art !
 Windows isn't crippleware: it's "Fuctionally Challenged"
 Windows-Reboot more before 9AM than most users do all day.
 Windows... The GUI of Runners-up!
 Windows:  an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
 Windows: A View to be Killed.
 Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
 Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
 Windows: The first 8 meg solitaire game!
 Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions
 Wink wink, .. nudge nudge .. say no more!
 Winners never quit, and Russ Perot never wins!
 Wise men change their minds, fools never.
 Wish I was at the beach!
 Wish that I was on old Rocky Top, down in the TN hills.
 With all due respect, sir -- BE GONE!" - Worf
 With faster machines comes slower software.
 Without fools there would be no wisdom.
 Women are like programs; A smart man keeps a backup.
 Women like silent men; they think they're listening.
 Women should be obscene and not heard.
 Woodworkers are just plane folks.
 Words @ 25c ea.  Better quality words @ 50c ea.
 Worf, Have you seen Wessley. No Dr. I have Not. <BURRP!>
 Work: my favorite spectator sport.
 Working the BLEEDING edge of technology !!!
 Would you buy a used car from THIS sysop?
 Would you repeat the answer ..Please ?
 Written using Turbo Edlin ver 9.3 for Windows.
 WuNCE I coodnt even SPELL Ingineer: Now I are wun!!
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 Y' can't make it foolproof, cause fools are so ingenious!
 YYURYYUBICURYY4ME
 Ya know what burns my butt?  A flame about yay-high.
 Yamamoto kansai - Dry clean only.
 Yes, I'm bad.  I'm Nationwide!
 Yes, but what was the question?
 Yes, but when I try to see it your way, I get a headache!
 Yoo CD-I go 2 the CD-Prom... Wanna join ???
 You C, Blaise was bitten by an Ada...
 You Klingon son, you killed my Bastard... No wait...
 You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
 You believe in TeleKinesis?  Raise MY hand!
 You can call me Burgler, but you don't have to call me...
 You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.
 You can observe a lot just by watching.
 You can tell a girl is game if she doesnt grouse or quail.
 You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?
 You can't think and hit at the same time - yogi berra.
 You don't fool me!!  You're not really an idiot!!
 You expected a clever line?  Think again.
 You get the most of what you need the least.
 You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem.
 You have to be in the dark to see the Universe.
 You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.
 You put 240v across WHAT?!?!?!?
 You should read what I think, not what I type.
 You tell 'em Dentist, You've got the pull.
 You want it when? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
 You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
 You're God?  Yeah right.  Let me speak to your mother!
 You're in TROUBLE when your IMAGINARY FRIENDS won't PLAY!
 You're telling me; it's a kitty cat? - Tasha
 You're twisted and sick;  I like that in a person!
 Young's Second Law: It is the dead wood that holds up the tree.
 Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.
 Your Motherboard wears combat boots.
 Your education begins where what is called your education is over.
 Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
 Your margin of safety - "Where the rubber meets the rode".
 Your mother wears Wally's boots!
 Youth: a time to learn;  Middle age: a time to spread...(earn)
 ylsuoreneG eviG  .deruC eB naC aixelsyD
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 ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII.
 Zenmaster to Hotdog Vendor: "Make me one with everything".
 Zero, its the natural starting point !
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